Note to self in organizing a "group" golf game

If I ever have to design a golf outing (Texas Scramble) for a wide
variety of people whose golf game I don't know, here's an idea I'll
want to use in figuring out whom to pair up with whom.

What's your handicap?

a. Retract the question or I'll sue
b. What's a handicap?
c. I don't want to know.
d. Scratch mini-golfer
e. I've begun to wonder what it might be
f. Your number__________

and then hope that at least one quarter of the potential participants answer f.